“Cobbling together a new product from pieces of old ones is not ripping off per se, but it can be derivative.”
“Fear the Walking Dead” set a new record for a cable show premiere… but is anyone out there glad they sat through that thing? HNTP is here to recap it all with a heaping spoonful of snark.
Will Flight of the Conchords soar once again… right into a theater near you? Here’s why you should hope the answer is yes!
“At less than a minute in, this movie’s plot has ground to a halt, which is quite an accomplishment, considering it has no plot.”
Lifetime is at it again… spending almost two weeks and $20 making an original “unauthorized” movie about a family sitcom you care about only if you were born in 1984. Is it so bad it’s good? Oh hell no. But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the recap.
It’s the season finale of True Detective! No one with a “Y” chromosome gets out alive! Because something about masculinity or something. It’s very deep, really. Just trust us.
Two competing versions of Ronald Reagan winning the Cold War singlehandedly are airing on a television near you. Which one is more accurate? HNTP takes a closer look at all the secrets, the sex, the murder, the music, and the corruption of world history.
“I can’t tell what’s funnier here, the random violence against women, or Lyle being a gay basher. Either way: comedy gold!”
Can’t stand the voice of any Republican presidential candidate? You’re in luck! The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have re-dubbed the highlights of the first GOP debate. The results are slightly more coherent and much, much more musical.
Yeah, all the “teens” on TV are actually in their 20s and 30s, but the writers all remember when Fonzie was the coolest kid on boob tube. How old is too old to write high schoolers?
Josh Duggar is caught up in yet another sex scandal, but at least this one involves consenting adults. Plus, lots of Jill and Jessa news. (But we know you really just want to hear about the sex.)
“Zack comes off as a nerd who won’t shut up for five minutes so the plot can progress. Mind you, this didn’t stop me from liking the book, but then again, I know I would do the exact same thing.”
Hey, girl… The CW has snagged the rights to two blockbusters and are transforming them into new TV series.
“The Delta Force is so brazen in its jingoism, so earnest in its desire to entertain, and so unencumbered by aesthetic taste or good judgment that you can’t help but admire it.”
Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
“Aaaand it basically looks like a watermelon with a handle. I guess the Slavers took juicing very seriously. ”
True Detective stumbles along with dense dialogue, dense characters, and dense plot. (See, we can use words with two meanings, too. Aren’t we smart.) It’s recap time for Episode 7, in which one of our main characters doesn’t make it out alive.
Little Congresswoman on the Prairie
An innocent, unsuspecting America is dragged into the depths of reality show madness… And it could happen to you!!!
Stop worrying about how HBO will change “Sesame Street,” and start worrying about how “Sesame Street” will change HBO. Only HNTP has the answers.