It’s Day 4 of prediction week, and your HNTP team is gazing through the crystal ball at CBS. With five new shows on the roster this fall, can the eye network hold onto its #1 rank in total viewers again this season?
This week on Fear the Walking Dead, our heroes desperately flee from anything interesting that’s happening in the world, and mostly succeed. But at least they manage to see some of it through the window.
Nickelodeon launches a whole new network called The Splat to cash in on your fond memories of being too young to realize how crappy its TV shows were.
“I forced myself to go knowing that I might regret going, but I’d regret not going, too, and the latter was preferable to the former.”
It’s Day 3 of prediction week! FOX is up to bat with five new shows–and not one unanimous decision from the HNTP team.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan’s footsteps, so he’s now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
“Was this dialogue written by humans?”
It’s Day 2 of prediction week at HNTP. Today, we tackle ABC. The alphabet has five new shows on the schedule this fall, although every single one of them will remind you strongly of something you’ve seen before.
A tip of our hat to Tide for its latest commercial! A judgmental woman tries to stop a lovely, loving gay couple from getting married… but then a little advertising magic happens.
“Gods and Monsters is explicitly a ‘what if?’ story, made by someone who loves these characters and wants to play around with them a little.”
HNTP is gearing up to return in full force for the fall TV season! Which new series are you most excited about… and which are you sure will fall flat on its ass? We’ll be issuing our predictions all week long, starting with NBC!
“It’s amazing how the hippies in this movie make being a ‘square’ seem like a hell of a lot more fun.”
Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships “marriage” anyway?
Should Apple jump into the crowded pool of original TV show outlets? Here’s why Apple should ignore the haters and take the plunge.
“While it may not be based on an existing property, there’s nothing the slightest bit ‘original’ about this movie’s plot.”
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won’t shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
“I got a feeling something went really wrong, and Ishtar got made.”
“I bet Jackie Gleason wished the real God had summoned him before he could make this movie.”
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that’s really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing “Smelly Cat” – and yes, there’s video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren’t even old enough to watch it the first time around?