Should Apple jump into the crowded pool of original TV show outlets? Here’s why Apple should ignore the haters and take the plunge.
“While it may not be based on an existing property, there’s nothing the slightest bit ‘original’ about this movie’s plot.”
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won’t shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
“I got a feeling something went really wrong, and Ishtar got made.”
“I bet Jackie Gleason wished the real God had summoned him before he could make this movie.”
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that’s really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing “Smelly Cat” – and yes, there’s video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren’t even old enough to watch it the first time around?
Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!
Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
“It feels like there’s no reason for this movie to have even been made, apart from the first film becoming a cult hit, and comic book adaptations now being even bigger business than they were in 2005.”
When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
Move over, Donald! There’s someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
“Holy crap, $50 million and Coke couldn’t even get their own product plugged in this movie? No wonder they sold off the studio.”
The AshleyMadison scandal isn’t limited to real life husbands and wives. Let’s take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
In which the afterthought cancellation of Hindsight makes me question my entire relationship with VH-1.
90% of the coolness of a superhero is in the clothes. Daredevil’s new duds for season two are a small step backwards.
With a completely unrecognizable and bewildering version of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn coming to CBS, we’re inspired to make our own public domain book-to-TV pitches.
“This film has an even more misleading title than Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.”
Josh Duggar has checked into rehab, just like a real celebrity! Meanwhile, out here in the big bad world, an adult porn star is coming clean about dirty, twisted, violent sex with good ol’ Joshie-boy.
Benedict Cumberbatch is way to busy being a dragon and a Marvel superhero and whatnot to bother with season four of “Sherlock” for a while, except maybe once, and only for Christmas, and only if he gets to be on the big screen.