Tripping on LSD causes Jackie Gleason to turn over a new leaf, while back on Groucho’s boat, we find out God’s fatal weakness: cooties.
The jihadis give Europe a 24-hour deadline before they launch a deadly attack. Is that enough time for Carrie to save the world? And is it already too late for Peter Quinn?
This week on Once, the Storybrooke gang spend two minutes pondering how to deal with the town’s Massive Asshole Infestation Problem, and decide to roll over and die instead. Then, Emma and Hook engage in some kinky sword foreplay. Finally, everybody gets on a Big Ole Boat to Hell.
“Red Faced” (S1 E06) Lois Lane’s dad comes to town and wants Supergirl to fight his idiotic-looking robot, the Red Tornado. Luckily, she’s angry enough to do it, but not half as angry as Red Tornado fans.
Some cut-up plastic milk jugs and $50 worth of red spray paint is all it takes to be a villain worthy of Supergirl. No wonder she’s so angry.
The Red Devil is back and the Chanels are positive Dean Munsch is beneath the mask. However, their plans to kill the killer don’t go so well. Meanwhile, Grace debates having sex with Pete. Glad to see Grace has her priorities straight, with a killer running around and all.
In this week’s double episode, rain dampens the survivors’ spirits, everyone plays footsie, and two more contestants join the jury.
Trump is demanding 5 MILLION dollars just to show up at the next debate. But what if CNN decided to just Charlie Sheen him?
Jackie Gleason continues to trip on LSD and hallucinates a dancing Mickey Rooney and Zombie Arnold Stang, resulting in one of the most horrible GIFs ever perpetrated on humanity.
‘Tis the season to complain about the season, and ABC Family needs to answer for its crimes against Christmas or at least explain what “Toy Story” is doing here and who is the heck is Nestor the long-eared donkey anyway?!
This week on Quantico, our past and future storylines share a common thread: Your most dangerous opponent may be wearing a badge.
Hint: It involves people. Lots and lots of people. Oh, and get ready for the totally non-shocking reveal about why everyone is so interested in Jupiter.
Allison is on the run. It looks like Saul and Carrie are together again for real, and both are back in the CIA’s good graces, but isn’t anyone the least bit worried about Peter Quinn?
This week on Once, everybody got to reminisce about that time when Emma turned Hook into a GIANT ASSHOLE, and then made everyone stare into a dreamcatcher, until they forgot that she did it. Also this week, Hook acts like a GIANT ASSHOLE, but at least he looks really hot doing it.]
“How Does She Do It?” (S1 E04) The episode they didn’t want you to see last week finally airs, and maybe it’s still a little too soon? Also, Supergirl faces her own cut-rate version of the Unabomber while watching Cat Grant’s son.
Jessica Jones has been a comic book hero for less than ten years and yet she’s been chosen to headline the MCU’s latest Netflix installment. Is this rookie worth binge watching? SPOILER FREE REVIEW.
A week late, but still probably much too soon after Paris, we get bombs going off all over National City while Supergirl is supposed to be… babysitting. Sheesh.
Fishbach makes a surprising show of prowess, Jeremy sees double, and Ciera’s big move finally happens – all on this week’s Survivor.
It’s Freda vs. Hakeem in the rap battle of the century, but how will this affect his Pepsi endorsement deal or the unborn child he doesn’t know about? Life is so complicated!
There’s an even bigger, badder big bad coming to Sleepy Hollow, but the FBI is on it like– DAMN IT, JENNY, DID YOU GET POSSESSED AGAIN?!