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Jane the Virgin: Getting Fired (Up)

Everyone’s getting fired up–or just plain fired. Jane and Michael face money troubles so Jane takes on a new side job to bring in some cash, which cuts into quality time with Mateo and creates a heated custody battle with Rafael. Meanwhile, Anezka and Xiomara compete for “Worst Employee” as they start new jobs.

Quantico: Going Nuclear (S1 E19 Recap)

In the present, Shelby visits the FBI. Caleb shows us how easy it is to go cold turkey. Ryan hears from his ex’s mom. In the past Shelby gets a job offer from Clayton — the world’s skeeviest dad, and Alex decides to be a rat fink because it’s the right thing to do.

Once Upon a Time: All in the Family (S 5: Ep 19 Recap)

This week’s installment of Once is all about The FAM: sisters, daughters, mothers, fathers, sons, evil twin brothers we accidentally turn into sperm. There’s enough complicated familial exchanges in this hour to fill up an entire year of therapy sessions. And you thought YOUR PARENTS SCREWED YOU UP FOR LIFE?

The Americans: Bad Love (S4 E6 Recap)

In The Rat, this week’s episode of The Americans, Philip acts on instinct to save Martha from the FBI’s clutches, but is he already too late? Elizabeth tries a new recipe. John-boy Gaad regrets a decision. Henry wonders if they’ll ever get to Epcot.

Why we will always love survival movies

“Instead of being a stage for interpersonal conflict and contrasting approaches to problem-solving, the inhospitable setting becomes a kind of all-powerful God dictating the conditions and restrictions of both story and shooting.”

Jane the Virgin: Save the Drama for Your Mama

Jane and Xiomara are still fighting, but that’s not stopping Rogelio from coming up with a scheme to bring them back together. Petra’s twin sabotages a deal and Mateo’s first word causes conflict between Michael and Rafael. All these people need to save the drama for their mamas.

Quantico: It's a Man's World (S1 E18 Recap)

Soon the 18th episode of Quantico brings us no closer to solving the mystery than any other episode, probably because the writers are making it up as they go along. Alex finally tracks down Caleb and tries to enlist him in her cause. Shelby, Will, and Simon are still missing…

The Americans: Martha, My Dear (S4 E5 Recap)

Trust no one! Heartbroken Oleg confides in Stan who’s no doubt setting him up. Philip gets Martha in deeper while trying to protect her. Elizabeth continues to draw Yung He into her evil web. And the Jesuits were complete commie tools or maybe they weren’t real Jesuits.

Jane The Virgin: Blame It On the Alcohol

Jane and Michael celebrate their upcoming wedding with bachelor/ette parties. Jane wants a quiet night but her crazy mother kicks off the drama. Michael wants a wild night but has to keep things in check when Rogelio organizes a spa day. There’s fights, hijinks, and mistakes made but it’s okay: just blame it on the alcohol.

Better Call Saul: Consequences (S2 E9 Recap)

Jimmy’s act to save Mesa Verde for Kim leads to an unexpected complication. Mike’s plan to take down Hector goes exactly as planned — until it doesn’t. Chuck’s “victory lap” turns into a set back. Welcome to the penultimate episode of season 2, with special guest: Karma.