Category: Movies

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VIDEO: SpiderBabe (2003)

Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.

VIDEO: Joe's Apartment (1996)

After returning from a bit of a hiatus, the Cinema Slob returns to find his apartment crawling with pests (voiced by fellow Agony Booth reviewers Joey Tedesco and Mr. Mendo)! He bugs out and reviews Joe’s Apartment, the first movie from MTV Films. Does this creepy crawly comedy still have wings? Or does it deserve to be squashed?

VIDEO: Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Johnny reviews the cult classic Z-grade slasher Sleepaway Camp! There’s a serial killer picking off campers one by one, and nothing (besides copious amounts of alcohol) will prepare you for the ending. On the plus side, there’s lots of hot pants and Daisy Dukes on display. On the minus side, they’re mostly worn by the guys.

VIDEO: Ultimate Spider-Man

This episode, Sofie is joined by Joey Tedesco to discuss a show they both hate with a passion: the 2012 animated series Ultimate Spider-Man, which has nothing to do with Marvel’s line of Ultimate comics, or its regular comics, or anything Spider-Man related for that matter.

VIDEO: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

In this episode, we take nearly one hour to look at the beloved live-action/animation hybrid Who Framed Roger Rabbit! We’ll cover everything from the inception of the original novel, to the years it took to get to the big screen, the century-old techniques used to bring the story to life, and the film’s expansive 2-disc DVD set.

VIDEO: The Reaping (2007)

In this schlocky horror film, Hilary Swank travels to the Louisiana bayou to investigate a series of events that seem to resemble the ten plagues as described in the Book of Exodus, and gets stalked by AnnaSophia Robb, who might be devil spawn.

VIDEO: Baby Geniuses 3: Baby Squad Investigators (2013)

Yes, Baby Geniuses, widely considered one of the worst movies of all time, has not one, but two sequels, each worse than the last. In the third installment, the Crown Jewels have been stolen from the Tower of London, and it’s up to the baby geniuses to travel to Europe (specifically, GreenScreenLand) and use their secret baby language to recover them.

VIDEO: Antitrust (2001)

A geeky Ryan Phillippe (see his glasses?) goes to work for an evil software company that is totally not Microsoft, run by a murderous CEO played by Tim Robbins who is totally not channeling Bill Gates. Sexy nerd boys, product placement, scenery chewing, and Linux: what more could you want in a film?

VIDEO: Audition (1999)

Prepare yourself for GoreGasm, hosted by a disturbed puppet named Barnabus! Just in time to be late for Valentine’s Day, Barnabus riffs on a sick masterpiece by Takashi Miike, the Japanese director famous for his disgustingly violent films. Isn’t it just so romantic?