Category: Movies

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VIDEO: Superman (1978)

We know what you’re thinking: Superman: The Movie has a great cast, an iconic score, and awesome special effects. Isn’t this movie too good to make fun of, and obsessively nitpick over? To that we say: Welcome to the Agony Booth! Is this your first time here?

VIDEO: Womb Raider (2003)

The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can’t shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn’t and it isn’t.

VIDEO: Van Helsing (2004)

We look at the criminally underrated and unloved monster mash that is Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing! With the help of his friend Harold and questions from the public, Tom delves into the history of the Van Helsing character, the various attempts at a sequel, and why Van Helsing is the archangel version of James Bond. Featuring a special guest appearance by Dracula!

VIDEO: Enchanted (2007)

Joey looks at Enchanted, the movie where Disney skewers the princess movies that made Disney famous! Unfortunately, this wildly overrated movie came along 20 years too late, and mostly parodies the same old fairy tale clichés that have already been parodied to death.

VIDEO: The Hobbit (1966)

Hey, Tolkien fans! Did you know that there’s a film version of The Hobbit that you’ve probably never seen? Well, today’s your lucky day then! Join Mr. Mendo (and special guest Mikhail Gorbachev) as we take a look! It’s in a book! Um, sorry about that. Wow, that’s an engraved response.

VIDEO: Speak (2004)

Despite her lackluster performances in the Twilight movies, Full of Questions thinks that Kristen Stewart is a good actress. To help explain why, she reviews Speak, a movie she saw way before she knew about Twilight, where Stewart plays a high school student who becomes mute after after a traumatic incident.

VIDEO: The Mask (1994)

It’s the debut of the Graphic Novel Picture Show, where your host Solkir presents a retrospective of the history of comic book movies! In this episode, he looks at Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz
in the 1994 adaptation of the Dark Horse comic The Mask, about a guy who puts on the Mask of Loki and gains the ability to alter reality, and discusses how the movie measures up to its source material.

VIDEO: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!

VIDEO: Jurassic Park III (2001)

It’s the debut of Minority Report Reviews! This episode, Tom takes a look at Jurassic Park III and showcases the movie’s positives, which mostly consist of the action scenes and the dinosaurs, and definitely not the rehash of a plot or Téa Leoni being useless and annoying.

VIDEO: Amanda (2009)

It’s 4/20 (or so) and Phil celebrates with Amanda, a so-bad-it’s-good movie that goes great with a bong. This romantic comedy about a guy who discovers his wife was born a man is a laugh riot for all the wrong reasons, and Phil even gets a visit from someone who worked on the movie.

VIDEO: Rejected Pilots: “Cybertron”

This review is in Spanish with English subtitles! The Renegado looks at “Cybertron”, the forgotten, rejected original pilot for VR Troopers, starring Jason David Frank, AKA the Green Ranger, as Adam Steele, a guy who merges with a cyborg in footage recycled from the Japanese series Choujinki Metalder.