We know what you’re thinking: Superman: The Movie has a great cast, an iconic score, and awesome special effects. Isn’t this movie too good to make fun of, and obsessively nitpick over? To that we say: Welcome to the Agony Booth! Is this your first time here?
This week, Ursa delves into the pretty-but-bleak world of Holly Golightly. Featuring Audrey Hepburn, little black dresses, pearls, and an unsettling parallel with Anastasia Steele (can you spot it?), this review covers books, movies, and iconic images.
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can’t shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn’t and it isn’t.
We look at the criminally underrated and unloved monster mash that is Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing! With the help of his friend Harold and questions from the public, Tom delves into the history of the Van Helsing character, the various attempts at a sequel, and why Van Helsing is the archangel version of James Bond. Featuring a special guest appearance by Dracula!
The Blockbuster Chick looks at a film that really makes her want to erase the memory of her watching it! So sit back, relax, and enjoy her take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Joey looks at Enchanted, the movie where Disney skewers the princess movies that made Disney famous! Unfortunately, this wildly overrated movie came along 20 years too late, and mostly parodies the same old fairy tale clichés that have already been parodied to death.
Horror Guru is having the best day of his life because the remake of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead starring Jane Levy is out! But Count Jackula spoils his fun. The only way to solve this is with murder!
Hey, Tolkien fans! Did you know that there’s a film version of The Hobbit that you’ve probably never seen? Well, today’s your lucky day then! Join Mr. Mendo (and special guest Mikhail Gorbachev) as we take a look! It’s in a book! Um, sorry about that. Wow, that’s an engraved response.
Despite her lackluster performances in the Twilight movies, Full of Questions thinks that Kristen Stewart is a good actress. To help explain why, she reviews Speak, a movie she saw way before she knew about Twilight, where Stewart plays a high school student who becomes mute after after a traumatic incident.
It’s the debut of the Graphic Novel Picture Show, where your host Solkir presents a retrospective of the history of comic book movies! In this episode, he looks at Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz
in the 1994 adaptation of the Dark Horse comic The Mask, about a guy who puts on the Mask of Loki and gains the ability to alter reality, and discusses how the movie measures up to its source material.
Sofie got lucky, because a certain big blockbuster was released a little bit earlier in Denmark: Namely, the long anticipated Marvel film Iron Man 3, which marks the end of a trilogy… for now.
Arachnia is a classic, old school homage to the stop motion monster films of the ’50s and ’60s.
The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!
It’s the debut of Minority Report Reviews! This episode, Tom takes a look at Jurassic Park III and showcases the movie’s positives, which mostly consist of the action scenes and the dinosaurs, and definitely not the rehash of a plot or Téa Leoni being useless and annoying.
Count Jackula and Horror Guru have a religious experience on the way to see Rob Zombie’s newest film The Lords of Salem starring his wife Sherri Moon Zombie.
It’s 4/20 (or so) and Phil celebrates with Amanda, a so-bad-it’s-good movie that goes great with a bong. This romantic comedy about a guy who discovers his wife was born a man is a laugh riot for all the wrong reasons, and Phil even gets a visit from someone who worked on the movie.
This review is in Spanish with English subtitles! The Renegado looks at “Cybertron”, the forgotten, rejected original pilot for VR Troopers, starring Jason David Frank, AKA the Green Ranger, as Adam Steele, a guy who merges with a cyborg in footage recycled from the Japanese series Choujinki Metalder.
Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman team up with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in the vastly superior follow-up to Space Jam!
The Suspect brings you an epic review of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, a worthy follow-up to The Fellowship of the Ring, and one of the greatest “middle films” of a movie trilogy ever made!
Il Neige reviews Pokémon 3! Is Ash and Pikachu’s final appearance on the big screen also their best? Even if it is, that isn’t saying much.