Category: Movies

Ant-Man (2015)

“If you imagine the Marvel franchise as the movie equivalent of a TV series, then this is sort of like ending the season on a standalone episode after a big climatic two-parter, starring a character you’ve never heard of, in a story that means almost nothing to the larger plot.”

Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards

Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style.

VIDEO: Top 10 horror films of all time

This is a reupload of the Horror Guru’s top 10 horror films of all time! From the blood splattered halls of slasher classics to the gothic cathedrals of Italian horror, this list makes it through all the decades of the grotesque!

VIDEO: Top 10 horror MILFs

The Horror Guru lists the top 10 hottest moms in horror he’d like to fuck, from least to most sexy. But will such MILFs featured in films like Mother’s Day, Rosemary’s Baby, or even The Babadook be included? What about Inside, Black Swan, or Friday the 13th?