“There’s so much downtime between events that it takes an eternity to get to the action we’re supposed to be getting immersed in.”
Category: Movie Review
A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!
“Will people look back on Django Unchained as Tarantino’s masterwork? Most likely not, as Pulp Fiction is so culturally ingrained, and Inglourious Basterds is much more daring. However, Django is that rare film that just works on every level.”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one does borderline psychotic military commanders quite like the South Africans.”
The Horror Guru completes the Slumber Party Saga by reviewing the straight-to-video sequel Slumber Party Massacre III.
“We’re really only seeing a woman being forced to strip naked in the woods because the writer wanted to see a woman forced to strip naked in the woods.”
“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”
Joey and the Animated Heroine present their different takes on the DreamWorks sequel How to Train Your Dragon 2.
“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”
One of the early Full Moon movies.
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
In this episode, the Fear Fan takes on the first film of the current found footage craze: The Blair Witch Project. Does it deserve its reputation, or was it just a flash in the pan?
Joey takes a journey down to Robot City, where he discovers a movie that walks a fine line between great, and fair at best.
“Without the hook of the internet-famous ad, it’s doubtful that many people would have heard or cared about this sporadically funny and rather unassuming film.”
Cecil reviews the inventive zombie horror comedy Dead Heat.
It’s here! The long-awaited sequel that nobody wanted. The Baby Squad continues their mission as Big Baby escapes from prison to commit exactly the same crimes as before. Will they finally stop him for good? And why is Jon Voight still in these movies?
“The whole thing comes off like a highlight reel of action set pieces until we’re well into the final stretch of the movie. ”