“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
Category: Movie Review
A brief editorial about the recent Ninja Turtles film, and why you should just give it a freaking break, already!
“Even though they add the mathematically necessary amount of action scenes, it just didn’t stand out as something I’d care to watch again.”
In this episode of Fright Bites, the Fear Fan takes a look at the recent slasher movie musical Stage Fright, a gory good time that receives his fullest recommendation.
The Horror Guru enters the gore-tastic realm of independent splatter films with the 1983 cult classic The Deadly Spawn, also known as Return of the Aliens.
“It’s really amusing to watch each character get slowly dumbed down before our eyes. It’s like watching the history of slasher films itself, as each sequel becomes stupider, more clichéd, and less human and enjoyable.”
Don’t worry, this video isn’t spam. Neither is the movie, as far as the Renegado can tell…
Joey doesn’t think the sky is the only thing falling in this review.
Our reviewers have seen the newest Marvel movie. Has it exceeded expectations? Find out in these videos!
“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”
Phil Buni is back and looking a little different as he reviews the violent Spanish satire The Last Circus (original title: Balada triste de trompeta).
“It’s rather obvious this sequence was added in just to prove that 45-year-old Aniston still has rock hard glutes.”
In this episode: Umbridge, Snape, Dumbledore, how good priorities go bad, and the importance of forgiveness.
“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”
Mendo closes out his trilogy of porn reviews with a look at a series of Blair Witch Project spoofs that are a lot better than the actual films, but still incredibly weird in their own right. Keep an eye out for That ’70s Girl‘s A.J. Khan!
Sofie teams up with the Film Renegado one more time for yet another DreamWorks movie, and hey, look! It has Mexicans in it! That makes the Renegado a happy man indeed! And as always, Sofie is never ever sarcastic about anything.
“I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.”
Cecil looks at the erotic nunspoitation thriller Deadly Sins, starring Alyssa Milano.
Time to roll out and watch explosions, stereotypes, and awkward bathroom humor galore!
In this follow-up to the super-smash hit, the Fear Fan encounters unusual townsfolk, a burglar alarm that frankly could be worse, a thoroughly confused owl, and the cosmetic magic of Wicca.