We’ve heard actors deny it before. “Filming sex scenes are soooo uncomfortable,” they say in interviews as they push their sunglasses over their faces so no one can look into their eyes. “I mean, making out with Ryan Gosling? Or Angelina Jolie? Or both at the same time? Gross! Yuck!”
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Which GOP candidates have a doppleganger on television? Come for Ben Carson as charlatan Dr. Oz…. Stay for Rand Paul as Game of Thrones wannabe queen Cersei Lannister.
How many channels are you paying for that you never, ever watch? The days when viewers would brag how many hundreds of channels they get are 20 years gone, at least. Here is the meager handful of channels viewers say they actually want… and what they’re willing to pay for them.
It’s binge time! OITNB continues to perfectly straddle the line between dark comedy and serious drama, but Season 3 was mostly lackluster compared to the previous ones.
Two sexy FBI agents and a mad scientist spend five seasons trying to hunt down the mysterious “Pattern,” but viewers won’t need nearly so long to find the pattern that governs every formulaic script.
Tyrese Gibson will soon co-host a relationship-focused talk show on the OWN network, but his own relationship issues make him an odd choice for the gig.
Mr. T would like you to know he no longer wears real gold chains because he’s a Christian and not because he’s, like, broke or hard up for work or anything.
Nazis are coming to a TV near… well, not remotely near you. But how will a Nazi-inspired reality show overseas inspire for American TV execs? Only HNTP has these exclusive leaked emails.
Daredevil is a dark turn for the Marvel movie/tv universe… but is it the right turn? Like so many superhero stories before it, the answer lies in the villain.
Patrick Stewart has something to say about a baker in Northern Ireland who refused to write a pro-gay slogan on a cake depicting an image of Bert and Ernie.
In their first interview since we learned Josh was touching little girls, did the Duggars a) blame the media, b) use the Bible to minimize Josh’s actions, c) avoid any and all hard questions, or d) all the of the above?
We can’t say the Republicans didn’t warn us… Marriage equality finally destroys not one, but two straight marriages! And Hollywood thinks we should find this funny?! Yeah, okay, we’re game. With two powerhouses in the title roles, Grace and Frankie may succeed if the writers can rise to the level of their leads.
As people congratulated Caitlyn Jenner on her transition, several voices rose above the throng to prove that yes, being an asshole is still possible in the world. Especially on Facebook and Twitter.
Mark your calendars, Netflix subscribers and people who have their friends’ Netflix login information and passwords memorized! June 12 is fast approaching. And with it comes our long-awaited reunion with plucky, pretty, erstwhile drug runner Piper Chapman and her diverse gaggle of felonious female pals.
“Legends And Lies”… Could there be a more perfect name for a FOX News show? I’d never heard of it before now. Sadly, it’s not about Ronald Reagan banging Gorbachev’s wife so hard that the Iron Curtain fell down, but about the Old West.
What the Hell Is There to Watch This Summer?
When Josh Duggar was a 14-year-old boy, he inappropriately touched several younger girls. What is a humor site like this supposed to do with revelations like that?
“Here are the five books I think DC is going to struggle with. Quite a few of them I actually want to see succeed, but even I’ll admit they have an uphill battle ahead of them.”
“But it is kind of sad that, even in an Elseworlds title, Bruce Wayne will always have WASP features when, in many ways, Batman would make a lot of sense as a black man.”
“At what point does going through the motions of capturing the Joker again and again while knowing he’ll escape to kill dozens or hundreds more become so ludicrous that it defies disbelief?”