Stop worrying about how HBO will change “Sesame Street,” and start worrying about how “Sesame Street” will change HBO. Only HNTP has the answers.
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Listen up, ladies! Andi Dorfman is telling it like it is. You, yes you, are a psycho crazy person, just like her. And she’s writing a book to prove it.
When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!
With photos of the reclusive Kim Kardashian so hard to come by, it’s easy to understand why reality TV’s most famous shrinking violet thought a 350-page book of selfies would be a big winner. She was very, very wrong.
What company is hated by its own customers more than any other? A Zogby poll has the answer, and here’s a hint: this company hates its customers right back.
If there’s anything that unites the world, it’s the fact that we all love trashy reality TV with trashy celebrities doing despicable things. So, of course, the Chinese government has no choice but to destroy it. Thanks, Obama.
Did you know that “Scream” and “Scream Queens” are two entirely different TV series? Well, maybe not ENTIRELY different. Rumor is Jamie Lee Curtis showed up for the first three weeks of shooting on the wrong show before anyone noticed.
God keeps throwing tornadoes at the good Christian people of Texas rather than targeting his vengeance directly at those bastard Supreme Court Justices causing all the problems. What’s up with that, a 700 Club viewer wants to know.
“I there’s been a huge outcry from the public, it hasn’t been anywhere near as visible as what’s been coming directly from WWE itself.”
Somewhere in Alabamy, a drama queen called Bob k. became so ENRAGED by Caitlyn Jenner’s getting an ESPN Courage Award that he shot his TV with a gun, videoed it, and put it on the YouTube in the hopes of starting a movement.
Nearly half of today’s children 12 and under think being forced to watch cable TV is punishment, but they also think yogurt is something you drink from a tube. There’s really no winners here.
Top 3 Most Popular “My Little Pony” Characters on Porn Sites (#2 Will Shock You!)
How much money would you shell out for the rights to “Do the Bartman”? If it’s more than you’ve got in your couch cushions right now, we’re about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.
“It is quite likely that [Captain] Kirk is a Republican,” says Sen. Ted Cruz, who claims to be quite the Trekkie. Could he be right??? HNTP examines the evidence.
How is it that an anthropomorphic cartoon horse can be one of the most realistic portrayals of depression on television? And, as impressive of a feat as that is, is that something we should want to watch?
Disgraced Televangelist Jim Bakker Still Alive, Still Disgraceful
“When Scout finds out that Atticus is human and flawed, her reaction is much like the fans who refuse to read the book: they can’t stomach it.”
HNTP presents: Life Lessons for White People. Today’s class: Subtle signs that the smiling, laughing, self-effacing black man in front of you might be making a joke, even if he uses a bad word.
When the opposition party demands answers on UFOs, the Welsh government responds in a hostile alien language.
Comcast’s laughable attempt to get into the streaming business in 2016 is so amazingly bizarre you won’t know whether to scream or laugh.