A tip of our hat to Tide for its latest commercial! A judgmental woman tries to stop a lovely, loving gay couple from getting married… but then a little advertising magic happens.
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Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships “marriage” anyway?
Should Apple jump into the crowded pool of original TV show outlets? Here’s why Apple should ignore the haters and take the plunge.
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won’t shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing “Smelly Cat” – and yes, there’s video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren’t even old enough to watch it the first time around?
Move over, Donald! There’s someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
The AshleyMadison scandal isn’t limited to real life husbands and wives. Let’s take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
90% of the coolness of a superhero is in the clothes. Daredevil’s new duds for season two are a small step backwards.
Josh Duggar has checked into rehab, just like a real celebrity! Meanwhile, out here in the big bad world, an adult porn star is coming clean about dirty, twisted, violent sex with good ol’ Joshie-boy.
Two competing versions of Ronald Reagan winning the Cold War singlehandedly are airing on a television near you. Which one is more accurate? HNTP takes a closer look at all the secrets, the sex, the murder, the music, and the corruption of world history.
Can’t stand the voice of any Republican presidential candidate? You’re in luck! The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have re-dubbed the highlights of the first GOP debate. The results are slightly more coherent and much, much more musical.
Josh Duggar is caught up in yet another sex scandal, but at least this one involves consenting adults. Plus, lots of Jill and Jessa news. (But we know you really just want to hear about the sex.)
“Zack comes off as a nerd who won’t shut up for five minutes so the plot can progress. Mind you, this didn’t stop me from liking the book, but then again, I know I would do the exact same thing.”
Little Congresswoman on the Prairie
Stop worrying about how HBO will change “Sesame Street,” and start worrying about how “Sesame Street” will change HBO. Only HNTP has the answers.
Listen up, ladies! Andi Dorfman is telling it like it is. You, yes you, are a psycho crazy person, just like her. And she’s writing a book to prove it.
When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!
With photos of the reclusive Kim Kardashian so hard to come by, it’s easy to understand why reality TV’s most famous shrinking violet thought a 350-page book of selfies would be a big winner. She was very, very wrong.
What company is hated by its own customers more than any other? A Zogby poll has the answer, and here’s a hint: this company hates its customers right back.
If there’s anything that unites the world, it’s the fact that we all love trashy reality TV with trashy celebrities doing despicable things. So, of course, the Chinese government has no choice but to destroy it. Thanks, Obama.