When the monsters inevitably show up in the end, you’ll realize that you’re not particularly invested in that long-neglected plotline and would rather Jacob keep getting into shenanigans with his new buddies than save the world.
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It probably goes without saying that the most influential comic strip of our time is Charles Schulz’s Peanuts. While certainly not the first strip to appear in daily newspapers, Schulz made Charlie Brown, Snoopy…
Lord of the Rings is chock full of angels (and other things you didn’t know even if you read the books)
How many times have you seen the Lord of the Rings movies? Like, a million? Okay, you’ve read it, too. But there’s always something new to discover and hidden depths to explore, which is one...
Trump/Everdeen? Clinton/Organa? Which of your favorite characters from movies and TV would make the best vice presidential candidates in this craptacular election year?
“Buying a movie ticket? Better call in sick to work. You’re gonna be on hold with three different departments, none of which seem to know the price of a ticket.”
“Unfortunately, what you often end up with is one side representing a ludicrous, straw man position either out of the laziness of the author or as a result of the author clearly choosing a side and letting that choice dictate the direction the story takes.”
“The third trade paperback for The Wicked + The Divine is out, and it’s for this trade that I will always recommend this series. This is because it contains an interactive plot twist that really messed with some fans heads.”
According to the impeccable journalists at TheOnion.com, all those pesky broads who whine about not getting quality jobs behind the camera in Hollywood ought to count their blessings: at least no one can blame them for The Blacklist.
Watch out, Chicago! NBC has ordered a pilot for a new installment in Dick Wolf’s “Chicago (Insert Occupation Here)” franchise. What Windy City workplace will be the next setting for the franchise? As always, Happy Nice Time People has some suggestions.
Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named “One Million Moms” are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).
Our friends at AgonyBooth.com attempt to silence the wails of Gene Roddenberry’s ghost by discovering where Andromeda went so horribly wrong.
From the kind souls at io9.com, this recap of a notoriously awful Season 7 episode of The X-Files just might give you nightmares for all the wrong reasons.
DISH Network worth $22 billion, but could owe $24 billion in fines for being illegal telemarketing douchebags
From the delightful scamps at FunnyOrDie.com, here’s an inside look why it might not be fancy-pants streaming technology that destroys DISH Network but the plain ol’ landline telephone.
From the nice people at Cracked.com, here are five TV reunions that not only failed to recapture the magic but quickly descended into prostitution, slavery, and death.
From our friends at AgonyBooth.com, join Captain Kirk and crew for a terrifying tale of jihad in outer space as only the old Star Trek animated series could tell it.
Binge-watch this long-running teen show on Netflix this week, so you can embrace your inner whiny teenager, brush up on your use of clever hashtags, and, of course, practice your Canadian accent. Not a bad way to spend five hours, ey?
Fans today might be under the impression the historic Kirk-Uhura kiss resulted in boycotts, death threats, and mass hysteria, but the contemporary record tells a different story.
It’s been over 20 years since “Friends” went off the air and we are finally getting that reunion special we’ve been waiting for since the gang left Central Perk. Except, it’s not going to a real reunion episode. No one told us life was going to be this way…
Kate del Castillo, the mystery woman behind Sean Penn’s travesty of journalism is no mystery to her gazillions of fans, and she’s about to get even bigger.
Downton Abbey may be coming to an end, but Netflix has you covered with a new series about even snootier aristocrats. Let’s take a peek.