All of Parks & Recreation in 30 seconds, Aziz Ansari and Retta edition
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This Weekend, Watch Mormons Lie to Themselves in “My Husband’s Not Gay”
All of Parks & Recreation in 30 seconds, Adam Scott and Aubrey Plaza edition
All of Parks & Recreation in 30 seconds, Chris Pratt and Nick Offerman edition
All of Parks & Recreation in 30 seconds, Amy Poehler and Jim O’Heir edition
Pirates are stealing America’s greatest treasure!
Chelsea topless! Wait, not Clinton? Oh well… still, uncensored inside.
“2015 has arrived, and there’s no better time to take one last look back at what we here at the Agony Booth accomplished in the previous year. In 2014, our staff members posted 423 articles and videos, and here are the 30 most popular.”
Our Top 10 Most Popular Stories of 2014 (…or “I’ve never meta diary I didn’t like”)
2014’s Biggest News Bloopers
“‘Twas the Night Before Christmas,” read by Ron Freakin’ Swanson
6 “Good Guys” Who Got Away with Being Terrible People
The Golden Globes are nothing but a liberal plot, and I’ll tell you why!
“Free speech is not only about what the government can or can’t do. The right to free speech means it’s wrong for any entity, governmental or not, to try to silence you.”
“Many people seem to be under the impression that modern superhero comics are fundamentally nothing more than male power fantasies about violent Übermenschen going around imposing their will on the world through force and terror.”
“If this isn’t an incredibly messed up metaphor for child grooming (with an added icky layer of pseudo-bestiality), I don’t know what is.”
“In the age of the internet, where your greatest shame will live on eternally, it’s easier than ever to discover that people you admire are flawed human beings.”
Bryan Cranston reads the modern children’s classic “You Have to F**King Eat”
“Why is it so gross and shameful for Nicki Minaj to write a song about the unprecedented awesomeness of her ass?”