In Case You Were Wondering, Of Course We Would Look Great In This Mermaid Tail

In Case You Were Wondering, Of Course We Would Look Great In This Mermaid Tail

Thus far, made it pretty easy on you, demand-wise. We’ve buttered you up by asking for smaller gifts first, but surely you knew we’d begin to ratchet up our demands. Today, we’re really feeling this sexxxy mermaid tail, and you should get it for us because we are SO worth it. Sure, it is a little spendy at $395, but consider yourselves lucky we didn’t demand you buy us the full silicone one, which would run you a cool $2700. Really, if you spent that much all in one place, how could you continue to buy us gifts for the next 2 months?

Oh, in case you were wondering, we don’t want this tail for any sort of sea creature cosplay type of thing. Nope, we want it for our Bette Midler cosplay:

[Why haven’t you bought us anything from our complete Christmas wish list yet?]

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  • el_donaldo

    Or maybe you’re planning on in being in Coney Island next summer? http://www.coneyisland.com/programs/mermaid-parade

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  • le_renard_de_velours

    Fish on top, woman on bottom, please.

  • $73376667

    Can’t you just assemble an Amazon Bribe Wish List like other (lesser) people?

  • doktorzoom

    Ethel Merman?

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Mmm, sidehip.

  • marindenver

    Loved the video clip. We saw Bette’s show that included the mermaid bit several years ago. One of the most enjoyable concerts I’ve ever been to. Bette frickin’ OWNS any stage she’s on.

  • mtn_philosoph

    Catch of the day.