In Case You Were Wondering, Of Course We Would Look Great In This Mermaid Tail
Thus far, made it pretty easy on you, demand-wise. We’ve buttered you up by asking for smaller gifts first, but surely you knew we’d begin to ratchet up our demands. Today, we’re really feeling this sexxxy mermaid tail, and you should get it for us because we are SO worth it. Sure, it is a little spendy at $395, but consider yourselves lucky we didn’t demand you buy us the full silicone one, which would run you a cool $2700. Really, if you spent that much all in one place, how could you continue to buy us gifts for the next 2 months?
Oh, in case you were wondering, we don’t want this tail for any sort of sea creature cosplay type of thing. Nope, we want it for our Bette Midler cosplay:
[Why haven’t you bought us anything from our complete Christmas wish list yet?]