Apr 18, 2018
Britney Spears Continues Her Sorta Sexy Yet Deeply Confusing Trip Through Past Starlets
Last week we tipped you off to the crucial information that Britney Spears was morphing into Heather Locklear and that we were breathlessly awaiting the red power suit and the catfights. Well, we were wrong. Well, maybe “wrong” is too strong a word. More, we failed to grasp some additional Britney Spears nuances and we had not yet seen the promo photo for the new single, Work Bitch, which looks like this:
The Editrix and I had a spirited discussion wherein I pointed out that the deep-V leotard was a terrifying creature and she pointed out she liked it and she is my boss so shut up. She also hipped me to this key piece of info: You guys, Britney – or at least her leotard – is turning into Olivia Newton-John.
Listen, I’m cool with this so far, but if Britney is going to keep turning into Women from my Formative Years, I’d like to request she go all transformers into being Kim Basinger but skips right on by Shelley Long. Thanks Brit!