BREAKING! Nice Christian Lady Gets Satanic Drawing In Starbucks Foam, Remains Calm, Does Not Freak Out!

BREAKING! Nice Christian Lady Gets Satanic Drawing In Starbucks Foam, Remains Calm, Does Not Freak Out!What is the world even coming to when a nice Catholic Louisiana lady gets a pentagram and a 666 drawn in her Starbucks foam — and complains gently, mildly, kindly even, without even a threat to sue, boycott, or boycottsue! She doesn’t even claim to be persecuted on account of her faith! Shaking my damn head.

“I unfortunately can’t give the young man’s name who served it, because I was so appalled that I could not bring myself to look at him,” [Megan] Pinion wrote in her [Facebook] post. “I am in no way judging his beliefs or dis-meriting his beautiful artwork, (but) I am however judging his lack of professionalism and respect for others.

I am a teacher in the public school system and if I were to present a child of atheist or pagan believers with a Christian art project I could be sued in a heartbeat. I am of Catholic faith and would love to share in my beliefs daily. Fortunately I have enough common sense to present myself with professionalism and follow an ethics code. Perhaps that could be suggested to that particular location.”

Did Starbucks apologize? In fact, it did! And none of those “we are sorry you are a Devil Worshiper/Asian prostitute” apologies, like SOME PEOPLE like to give.

We doff our caps to everyone involved in this, for not being a dick. Except the kid who worked there. We get it, kid, you’re punk rock. Now learn to draw a cock and balls like God and Jesus intended.

[TheAdvertiser, via RawStory]

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  • SullivanSt

    Now learn to draw a cock and balls like God and Jesus intended.

    Only be sure, please, to maintain plausible deniability that it’s merely a slightly misshapen clover. That you also forgot to draw the stem of.

    • borninatrailer

      This. If she says the 3 sixes were drawn in a circle, I don’t think we need the Mystery Machine. Shit, he probably saw the guy at the bar do it with his pint of Guinness and is practicing.

      • SullivanSt

        Sadly that won’t work with the 666. Pic’s at TheAdvertiser (link at end of article above). Almost looks like an upside down “egg” except the e would be backwards. Nice catholic lady was very generous in describing it as “beautiful artwork”, quite frankly it’s almost as bad as my handwriting, which is awful.

        • borninatrailer

          I stand very corrected.makes Devil face

    • Make it a fleur de lis…they’ll never catch on.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Pentagram, huh? Maybe the barista is a Rush fan. “2112 is an awesome album, man.”

    • elpinche

      Fuckin Temples of Syrinx, man.

      • Chris Ward

        Liked “passage to Bangkok” when I was a kid , now I live here and I realize it sounds more Chinese than Thai , although the vapors used the same riff in Turning Japanese , so IDK…

  • DrShitferbrains

    Please. The pentagram is a symbol of protection from magic.

  • Joseph

    Maybe she looked like a pagan. A lot of Catholics do.

  • Respiteini

    Pentagram + 666? Shit, Pagans would probably be the ones to lose their shit over that, not Roman Catholics.

  • elpinche

    “I am in no way judging his beliefs or dis-meriting his beautiful artwork..” Hmmm, in other words HAIL SATAN!!

  • finette

    “I am in no way judging his beliefs or dis-meriting his beautiful artwork…”Bless his heart. (I speak Louisianaish.)

    • Force Crater

      His “effing black-” heart (corrected for the Bible-Belt.)

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    It’s really a 999proof that Herman Cain is the debbil

  • elvigy

    “We doff our caps to everyone involved in this, for not being a dick. Except the kid who worked there.”I suppose you can look at it that way. But I looked at the pics. Really? This was worth even thinking about? One little plastic stirrer, approximately .75 of a second, and the whole thing is gone. Instead she runs off to Facebook to whip up (haha, cause it’s a latte?) the masses. Sigh. The real world, with its various peoples, sometimes happens. In this particular case, she can just stir away the butthurt.