Author: Susan Velazquez

Jane the Virgin: Holy Mother of God

Previously on Jane the Virgin: Jane’s Crazy Cousin Catalina came into town and surprised her with an impromptu family reunion. Catalina is fun, cool, hip, and possibly evil since all long-lost relatives tend to be in telenovela land…

Scream Queens: Bloody Hell

Welcome to Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens, where all the good characters (see Chad, Denise Hemphill, and Tristan the Stalker) get killed off too soon. As you all know, I am tired of recapping this show and will be handing the reins to Chanel Oberline herself. Keep in mind, we at the Agony Booth are not responsible for any of the horrible things she says. Take it away, Chanel!

Jane the Virgin: Kissing cousins

Previously on Jane the Virgin: Jane reached out to Alba’s side of the family and now her crazy Catalina has showed up on her doorstep, ready for a family reunion? How do we know she’s crazy? Long-lost relatives usually are in telenovela land…

How to Get Away with Murder: Face/Off

Previously on How to Get Away with Murder: Frank is back! He tried to make amends with Annalise, but she wasn’t having it. He then offered to kill himself in front of her. Annalise is fine with it, which I’m sure wasn’t the reaction Frank was hoping for. Michaela hates her mom. Naturally, Asher arranged for them to get together…

Jane the Virgin: Family Ties

Jane is no longer a virgin! Well, that’s sort of old news compared to what’s been going on with everyone else. New career changes: Rogelio is trying to become famous enough for a CW show which shouldn’t be too hard since no one on the CW is truly famous…

Jane the Virgin: Losin' it (finally!)

I like that this episode doesn’t bother with the Latin Lover Narrator flashback to Jane’s childhood and how it relates thematically to her present day problems. She and Michael finally got the go-ahead to have sex and they’re going to do it, dammit!

Scream Queens: OBVIOUS REDRUM SEULC

I think I’ve figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it’s not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?