Author: Michael A. Novelli

VIDEO: The Lone Ranger (2013)

Mendo takes on last year’s controversial flop, which recently joined the hallowed ranks of films that have been nominated for both Razzies and Oscars. Also, there’s some stuff about MAGFest at the beginning, and a bunch of absurd silliness scattered throughout that makes very little sense. In retrospect, Mendo may not have been the best person to tackle this film, but tackle it he shall!

VIDEO: Commando (1985)

Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can’t compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and “Honorary Bear” Ven Gethenian!

VIDEO: Sailor and the 7 Ballz: The Deleted Scenes

For his 54th episode, which, mathematically, is the most important episode of all, Mendo finally finishes what he started by bringing you the last bits of horror to be scraped out of the worst hentai of all time (including deleted scenes that were extras on the DVD, and footage that wasn’t in the version of the film originally reviewed)! It’s cheaper than therapy! For him, anyway.