Author: Joey Tedesco

VIDEO: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

It’s time to take a look at one of Don Bluth’s strangest films! Set in the late 1930s, the movie is about a German shepherd voiced by Burt Reynolds who gets killed by his business partner, but leaves Heaven and goes back to Earth to exact his brutal, violent revenge. With the help of a cute orphan!

VIDEO: ParaNorman (2012)

It’s a Cartoon Palooza Slider, where Joey takes more in-depth looks at movies. In the first edition, it’s ParaNorman, one of Joey’s favorite animated films of the year. A small town is attacked by zombies, and their only hope is a misunderstood local boy named Norman who can talk to the dead.

VIDEO: Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Joey looks at the Hanukkah musical comedy Eight Crazy Nights, the first animated feature starring Adam Sandler, of all people, and asks the age-old question: Does being able to do two impressions give you enough range to be considered a voice actor?

VIDEO: Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Due to the recent hurricane, Joey presents a shorter review of a recent movie. The things he does for you people! Disney’s latest flick Wreck-It Ralph features good animation, licensed characters, and candy puns. Lots of candy puns.

VIDEO: The Black Cauldron (1985)

Joey finds out if this is really Disney’s worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we’ve seen done to death.

VIDEO: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

It’s Joey’s latest Halloween review, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, starring everyone’s favorite talking canine and those meddling kids who ride around in a hippie van solving mysteries. This time, however, the monsters are real, because what kids really want to see is the Mystery Gang dealing with voodoo mysticism. 

VIDEO: Final Destination 3 (2006)

Joey’s Final Celebration continues with a review of Final Destination 3, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. In this installment, two beautiful ladies go tanning, but then get burned alive! And then there’s the infamous roller-coaster scene. How can you go wrong?

VIDEO: Final Destination (2000)

Halloween is coming soon, so Joey’s doing a very special Final Destination retrospective called The Final Celebration! In this first review, he looks at the movie that started it all, where Stifler gets decapitated, a teacher plays a fatal game of Mouse Trap, and Ali Larter has trouble finding shirts that cover her belly button.