Author: Jessica Ritchey

10,000 B.C. (2008)

“The movie presents actual ‘history’, but only the sort of ancient history that comes about from forgetting you have a test on paleontology until the night before, and then half-watching Jurassic Park in lieu of actually studying. And then, based on the events in the latter portion of this movie, chasing it with a repeat of Stargate SG-1.”