Is I Spit on Your Grave a modern retelling of ancient goddess myths? Join Count Jackula as he finishes up his analysis, which includes this film’s infamous rape scenes.
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Count Jackula tackles the ever-present accusation that horror films are misogynistic. In this first entry in his four-part Misogyny in Horror series, Jackula analyzes a film so notorious that it was banned in several countries: I Spit on Your Grave, directed by Meir Zarchi and starring Camille Keaton.
Horror Guru is having the best day of his life because the remake of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead starring Jane Levy is out! But Count Jackula spoils his fun. The only way to solve this is with murder!
Count Jackula and Horror Guru have a religious experience on the way to see Rob Zombie’s newest film The Lords of Salem starring his wife Sherri Moon Zombie.
Count Jackula and Horror Guru discuss Bong Man-dae’s Korean horror film Cinderella.
Jackula and the Guru review Park Chan-wook’s masterpiece of psychological horror Stoker, starring Nicole Kidman, Mia Wasikowska, and Matthew Goode.
Jackula refuses to see The Last Exorcism Part II starring Ashley Bell and produced by Eli Roth. Turns out he and the Guru are going to need a real exorcist.
Count Jackula and Horror Guru get an unexpected visitor while reviewing Mama, starring Jessica Chastain, and produced by Guillermo del Toro.
UPDATED Feb. 1, 2013 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru!
Jealousy abounds as Count Jackula (inspired by The Possession, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick) finds love in an unexpected and dangerous place. Can the Horror Guru break them up before it’s too late, or will Jackula’s wayward romance end their friendship for good?
The Masked Slasher has lost his mojo and can’t slash anymore. While Horror Guru and Count Jackula are out watching Texas Chainsaw 3D, special guest star Queen of Trash lends Masked Slasher a hand.
Count Jackula celebrates Christmas with a disturbing horror holiday movie from Finland! In Rare Exports, a young boy spies on a mining operation that unearths the real Santa Claus, who was locked in an ancient prison because he was murdering little kids for fun. Also in this episode: Jackula teaches special guest Mr. Mendo about the true nature of Santa Claus!
It’s the never before seen Friday Night Fright Flicks pilot, where Horror Guru and Count Jackula run into some trouble while going to see ParaNorman. It’s not really a review, so feel free to discuss the movie ParaNorman in the comments, or hell, anything else you feel like talking about.
gooder: (adj) a movie that goes from bad to awesome because of at least one single key moment.
Watch the genesis of Friday Night Fright Flicks with this episode from the archives of The Count Jackula Show, guest-starring the Horror Guru and Film Renegado! Count Jackula (with help from his alter-ego Count Wiso-ula) counts down his 13 favorite movies that are so bad, they’re awesome, including The Green Slime, Toxic Avenger, Jason X, Chillerama, and many more!
UPDATED Nov. 23, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru!
You know what’s awesome? Resurrecting dead pets. All this happens and more on this special black and white episode of Friday Night Fright Flicks, as Horror Guru and Count Jackula review Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie!
Count Jackula and Horror Guru go on a killing spree due to the last entry of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn: Part 2, starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.
UPDATED Nov. 9, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru!
Holy Inception, Batman! Count Jackula and Horror Guru get trapped in a tape… within a tape, as they review the new found-footage horror anthology V/H/S.
UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru!
It’s a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich’s near perfect ass.
In this review, Horror Guru convinces Count Jackula that sacrificing the bustacular Queen of Trash and taping the ensuing haunting will make them just as much money as Paranormal Activity 4.
The Masked Slasher takes over for Count Jackula this week, and the Horror Guru has to deal with a new co-host for this review of Sinister, starring Ethan Hawke as a true-crime author who uses home movies to find out why an entire family was murdered in his new house.
A couple of college students (Twilight‘s Ashley Greene, and some guy) perform an experiment that unleashes an evil supernatural presence. This inspires Count Jackula to hook Horror Guru up to a machine that makes all his fears a reality! Just like the way they don’t in the actual movie!