Blood Splattered Cinema
Hosted by: Horror Guru
The Horror Guru reviews the bloodiest, wildest, and weirdest horror that cinema has to offer!
The Bunny Perspective!
Hosted by: Phil Buni
Media reviews and analysis by a pot smoking, puppet bunny. Do you like weird-but-great underground films? Hate Glee, Gigli, and other Hollywood garbage? The Bunny Perspective offers a blend of humorously angry negative reviews, and honest praise of underground movies and TV. We talk about films, TV, anime, and animation. We are the Cult of the Bunny, and you too can be a Cultist. #CultoftheBunny
Cartoon Palooza
Hosted by: Joey Tedesco
A satirical review show where a guy from Jersey watches and criticizes cartoons, including everything from comic books to animated movies. Whatever it is, Joey will either tell you to run out and see it... or fughetabouit!
The Cheap-Arse Film Review
Hosted by: Liam Barrett
It's the Cheap-Arse Film Review, where a young(ish) man finds out if it's possible to live the life of a cinephile super-nerd on the strictest budget possible. Inspired by growing up in the wilds of Essex, England (that's only partially a joke, by the way) and the current harsh economic times, Liam only reviews DVD that can be purchased for £1.00p or less!
The Count Jackula Show
Hosted by: Count Jackula
There are vampires, and there are men from outer space, but there is only one vampire from outer space! Join Count Jackula from the Planet Drakula as he explains the ins and outs of horror, from the mythic to the modern. Blood, off-color humor, and an obsession with Elvira are in store for you!
The DVD Shelf
Hosted by: David Rose
Life is short, so skip the bad movies and let your host David Rose reveal, review, and recommend the ones you should have on your own DVD shelf. The DVD Shelf is a film-lover's safe haven to bask in the warm glow of cult favorites, over-looked cinematic gems, rediscovered classics, and downright fun flicks on both DVD and Blu-ray.
The Examined Life (of Gaming)
Hosted by: Roland Thompson
Just when video games were getting good, the late '90s and early '00s came along. The Examined Life (of Gaming) dares to delve into the good, the bad, and the value-priced games of this dark period, and sometimes we find something worth playing!
The Film Renegado
Hosted by: Film Renegado
Coming to you from south of the border, it's the Film Renegado! A civil engineer with a cinephile complex, the Film Renegado uses movies made in Mexico or by Mexican directors to share bits from his country's culture, past and present. You will both learn and be entertained! How cool is that?
Friday Night Fright Flicks
Hosted by: Count Jackula & Horror Guru
Welcome, fright knights, to Friday Night Fright Flicks! Join your hosts Count Jackula and the Horror Guru as they stumble their way through current horror releases, letting you know which ones are worth the price of admission.
Good Bad Flicks
Hosted by: Cecil Trachenburg
Good Bad Flicks is a show not only dedicated to rare movies, but also forgotten classics and misunderstood box office bombs. Your host Cecil takes you through each movie, discussing the promotional materials, and taking a look at what went on behind the scenes. With a healthy dose of Irish sarcasm, he throws a few jabs at even his most cherished favorites.
The Graphic Novel Picture Show
Hosted by: Solkir
Your host Solkir presents The Graphic Novel Picture Show, a retrospective of the history of comic book movies!
Joshua the Anarchist
Hosted by: Joshua Bell
Charged with the crime of liking Batman & Robin, Joshua the Anarchist has been declared insane and committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked away in a padded cell, he'll endure movie after movie as doctors attempt to "treat" him. He may not have gone in a madman, but he soon will be.
Minority Report Reviews
Hosted by: Tom Marriott
Minority Report Reviews is where often slated or just plain forgotten films and TV shows come for an ego boost. Focusing primarily on unloved sequels, your host Tom Marriott takes questions from the general public to showcase the positives in these films. Love it or hate it, this is the show where you can have your say and see a guilty pleasure defended by the host with the most... strange tastes.
Movie Dorkness
Hosted by: Sofie Liv
It's the show formerly known as Red Suitcase Adventues! Join Sofie Liv, a nice Dane (who may not be as negative as everyone else!) as she dissects pop culture phenomena to explore both the good and bad in popular films.
The Movie Skewer
Hosted by: Team Agony Booth
From the makers of the Agony Booth™ comes The Movie Skewer, where terrible movies are roasted over an open flame for your enjoyment. Watch the very first online review/recap series that’s too much for one host to handle!
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack
Hosted by: Michael A. Novelli
Need a healthy dose of cynicism from a guy whose face you can barely see? Then Mr. Mendo’s your man! Whether a movie suffers from Hype Backlash, Intellectual Dishonesty, or is just Complete Shit, Mr. Mendo is there. Mr. Mendo wasn‘t raised in this country, so he takes nothing for granted: if something ain‘t right, he’ll nose it out. So join him as he takes on Oscar winners and legendary flops alike in front of a blanket suspended between his couch and recliner!
Mystery Madness
Hosted by: Full of Questions
Mysteries are awesome! And who's better suited to examine the wonderful, the terrible, and the adequate of the movie mystery genre than a teenager with nerdy glasses and substandard editing software? ...Many people, probably, but enjoy the show anyway!
PGSM Summaries
Hosted by: Nycea
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (PGSM for short) is a hilarious live-action retelling of the Sailor Moon story. On this show, your host Nycea summarizes and riffs on this gloriously bad series—one episode at a time.
The Porn Critic
Hosted by: Porn Critic
Comedy reviews of the worst and most bizarre adult films available, by a character called the Porn Critic, who tends to focus on the acting bits rather than the actual sex! Who knew continuity errors and bad dialogue could lead to chronic flaccidity?
Reel vs. Reel
Hosted by: Animated Heroine
Animation isn't just for kids; it's also for adults who never learned how to grow up. In Reel vs. Reel, the Animated Heroine looks at two similar animated films to see which one comes out on top and why. Her love for good animated films is only matched by her cynicism towards the bad ones.
Stuff You Like
Hosted by: Sursum Ursa
Stuff You Like is an original show where redhead Sursum Ursa waxes enthusiastic about movies, TV shows, and anything else that comes to mind! Expect singing, snarky subtitles, random pictures she finds on the internet, and lots of fangirling!
Terror Obscura
Hosted by: Fear Fan
Terror Obscura is a show dedicated to exploring the best and worst horror films ever made. While some shows are content to just mock bad films, this one isn't afraid to take even the most sacred of cows to the slaughterhouse. If you like horror, humor, or if you're just looking to find some titles you might want to rent, Terror Obscura is the show for you!
Tom's Retrophilia
Hosted by: Thomas Stockel
Is he a connoisseur of vintage media, or just a bitter old man trapped in the past?  Either way, tune in and watch Tom take a look at the movies and television shows from a time when he was actually in the target audience!
The Unusual Suspect
Hosted by: Unusual Suspect
The Unusual Suspect reviews popular movies, and tears 'em apart! They may be good, but no movie is perfect, and there's always things you may have overlooked and hadn't thought about. So join the Suspect as he exploits and ridicules the films you know and love. Just don't kill him for it!
What We Had to Watch
Hosted by: Il Neige
Il Neige is a smart-ass with a love-hate relationship with movies from the new millennium. Sure, reviews can be fun or cathartic, but there's also the risk of the occasional Twi-hard invasion or fireball to the face! ...That's how these things usually go, right? So join Il Neige as he braves the cinematic dangers that lie just beyond the fourth wall to critique the best and worst of 21st century filmmaking!
the agony booth

The Agony Booth : Frequently Asked Questions!

All the answers to your many questions about this website can be found here.

What's the point of this site?

The Agony Booth is primarily devoted to posting recaps of movies and TV episodes. These are not "reviews". Movies and TV episodes are thoroughly analyzed and dissected in excruciating detail to show what they do right and what they do wrong. But most important of all, the point of this site is to have fun mocking any and all kinds of movies and shows.

Who started this site, and why?

This site was started in April of 2002. It was inspired by several other sites that post recaps, many of which are listed on the Wikipedia entry for "recapping".

Your reviews are funny, but they're too long! Why don't you make them shorter?

If you really have to ask this question, this is not the site for you. Move along now, nothing for you to see here.

Why would anyone read this stuff when it takes less time to watch the movie/TV show?

See the answer to the question above.

In some places, your recaps are referred to as "reviews". What's up with that?

A few years ago, we decided for the sake of clarity that all articles consisting of a lengthy scene-by-scene analysis of a movie or TV show shall be referred to as "recaps". This is to distinguish them from "reviews" which simply give you a brief overview of the plot followed by the writer's overall opinion. Unfortunately, this site has a body of work going back years that refers to recaps as "reviews". If you see "review" being used, most likely it's an older recap.

Where does the name "agony booth" come from?

It's from an episode of the original Star Trek called "Mirror, Mirror". That's the one where Kirk and the crew cross over to a parallel Enterprise where Spock has a beard, and everyone carries knives. When officers break the rules, they're forced to spend time in the "agony booth", a small chamber that induces horrific pain.

This site's original focus was on recapping the worst movies ever made, so a reference to a device that causes intense pain seemed like a natural fit. In the years since the site was founded, we've expanded into recapping movies and TV shows that are so-bad-they're-good, or just plain good. Alas, we're pretty much stuck with the name.

(In the Star Trek episode, an "agonizer", a smaller, portable version of the agony booth, is used for lesser offenses. The Agonizer section of this site features recaps and articles that are generally shorter than the insanely lengthy recaps this site has become known for.)

More information on "agony booths" can be found at Memory Alpha, the Star Trek Wiki.

Are you going to recap [insert movie/TV show]? I can't believe you guys haven't gotten to that one!

Unfortunately, each recap you see on this site is the result of weeks, if not months of hard work. There simply aren't enough hours in the day to write about every movie or TV show that you think is worthy of a recap. And odds are that the movie or TV show you have in mind isn't good recap material, anyway. You can suggest something if you want, but the odds of us recapping your suggestion are pretty much nil.

I really want to write for your site. Do you take reader submissions?

No. The Agony Booth no longer accepts reader submissions. Here's why.

I'm an indie filmmaker. Can I send a screener for you to review?

You are more than welcome to send us a screener. However, please keep in mind that this is a site devoted to recaps. Our readership usually responds to conventional (i.e., short) reviews with, at best, bored indifference. If you're okay with that, feel free to send your movie in. Contact us for a mailing address.

Where can I get a copy of [insert movie/TV show recapped on this site]?

Check the first page of the recap. The poster image should have a link to buy the movie from Amazon. If there's no "click to buy" link, the movie is probably not available from any mainstream online retailer, which means you're on your own. We do not sell or trade movies. Almost all of the rare and hard-to-find movies featured on this site were found on eBay. Sorry, we have no inside track on acquiring rare movies.

Why does it take so long to update your site?

We post no recaps before it's time. These recaps are the result of hours and hours of really hard work. If they were written and posted quickly, they would suck. And you don't want this site to suck, do you?

When is the next recap going to be posted?

There's no set schedule for updates. Asking when the next recap will be posted won't cause it to be posted any faster. If this site isn't updated often for you, you're free to start your own website where you post 20,000+ word articles that are both funny and entertaining. Oh, and you have to do it for free. Not so easy, is it?

How can I contact you?

Use the handy Agony Booth Contact Form. That's kind of what it's there for.

Latest Comments

Popular Right Now

 
Posted Oct 17, 2014 by Dr. Winston O'Boogie
 
Posted Oct 17, 2014 by Michael A. Novelli
 
 
Posted Oct 20, 2014 by Film Renegado
 
Posted Oct 17, 2014 by Fear Fan
 
Posted Oct 19, 2014 by Joey Tedesco
 
 
 
Posted Oct 13, 2014 by Cecil Trachenburg
 
 
Posted Oct 7, 2014 by Thomas Stockel
 
Posted Sep 25, 2014 by Nycea
 
Posted Oct 9, 2014 by Roland Thompson
 
 
Posted Sep 30, 2014 by Ivan K
 
Posted Oct 4, 2014 by Horror Guru
Sitemap
About the Site:
Archives:
Other Content:
Series Pages:
Feeds (RSS):
Video Shows:
Support the Site:
On Other Sites:
Top #tags:
Our Partners:

All articles posted to the agony booth are the sole property of the author(s). Please do not copy/reproduce entire articles without permission. Screencaps from movies and TV shows are used for non-profit, fair use purposes of parody and commentary. Star Trek and all related images and trademarks are the property of CBS Studios, Inc.

Reviewer icon artwork provided by Tai Porto, Aaron “McKnackus” Rivera, and Magdalen O’Reilly.