The 24 Faces Of Madonna

1. “Like a Prayer” Madonna

The Editrix said this has to be first, and who are we to argue. Lingerie-dress-wearing outrage-causing hotness. Also, stigmata. Stigmata is very in this season.

2. The Suit-Wearing Part of the “Express Yourself” Video Madonna

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She has a monocle!!

3. The Sexy Almost See Through Dress Part of the “Vogue” Video Madonna

The 24 Faces Of Madonna

Sexxxxy, and also too, the song “Vogue” gave us this:

4. “Borderline” Madonna

Madonna is a cute girl from around the way! Madonna is a sexy sultry singer girl! MADONNA IS YOUR ALL PURPOSE 80s LADY.

5. The Kissing Britney Madonna

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Don’t lie. You fapped to this shit 10 years ago.

6. “Material Girl” Madonna

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The whole being Marilyn thing worked out pretty well for Madonna.

7. “Music” Madonna

Seriously, sexy cowboy Madonna was a weird idea but it held up better than expected.

8. The “Flamenco Dancer” Part of the “La Isla Bonita” Video

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This song, and this look, are what happens when you don’t have enough people to tell you no. Also, there’s that terrible long-haired Spanish guitar player guy.

9. “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” Madonna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1QHtFkH48

Remember that we live in a world where someone greenlit Madonna to play Evita Peron? And then she filmed this entire video in what was supposed to be a sort of Grace Kelly ice-princess-y sort of way but you can’t stop staring at the dress that PUCKERS RIGHT AT HER TITS????

10. “Who’s That Girl” Madonna

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Entirely forgettable movie, meet entirely terrifyingly unforgettable eyebrows. The worst. We might never touch ourselves again.

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  • FauxAntocles

    Hey – where are 11 to 24?Also:We might never touch ourselves againDon’t not do something you might regret later!

  • Looks like 11 to 24 were eaten by the impeding government shutdown. Thanks Obama.

  • DrShitferbrains

    You missed elderly Madonna with penis in the background. One of my personal favorites.

  • ortcritic

    I like the catepilars Madonna is sporting in #10.